HEY. HEY ARTSY PEOPLE.
I’m having a contest on dA and FA. … JOIN IT! <33 -Zee.
internet-slang: BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE heck heckaroo frick frop nincompoop heckle deckle diddly darn pokémon zoowe mama do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
perdu-me: Things not to say to me while I’m eating: That’s a lot of food That’s not enough food You’re going to eat all of that???!?? That looks gross That’s not healthy That looks healthy That’s disgusting Why are you eating that? I’m glad you’re eating more In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T...
lizzybees: bebopit: THESE ARE MACAROONS THESE ARE MACARONS THERE IS A DIFFERENCE I…actually did not know this. My whole life is a lie.
daftpnk: drinking doesnt make you cool not drinking doesnt make you cool either you know what makes you cool having sex with me lets focus on that
homurica: urbancatfitters: no no no no no no no no no no no no no the circle of life
captainmjolnir: variablejabberwocky: hypotheticalwoman: 3rdrudy: emerald-observance: 3rdrudy: imsarahcate: 3rdrudy: timewarp-grrrl: ‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ what if i cut off your left leg would that make you stronger would it Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the...
ccs-magic-castle: *AGGRESSIVELY JUMPS IN FROM YOUR WINDOW* YOU ARE COOL!!!!!!! *AGGRESSIVELY MAKES YOU HOT COCOA* YOU ARE AWESOME AND CUTE!!!!!!!!!! *AGGRESSIVELY WRAPS YOU IN BLANKETS* YOU ARE WORTH SO MUCH AND DESERVE NICE THINGS!!!!!!!!! * AGGRESSIVELY THROWS PLUSHIES AT YOU* DONT LET ANYONE SAY OTHERWISE BECAUSE THEY SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! *AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU INTO BED* YOU ARE LOVED AND...
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
reblog if you have a chronic illness. whether it...
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
d3florate: psychoprism: yoloween: hail satan rain satan snow satan tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan
foodtrucker: i’m in a ton of mutual follows with super cool people that I never talk to Anyone wanna fix that? c:
rneerkat: whens chip skylarks next tour
goddammitganon: fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
SUDDENLY…REBLOGS OF MY REJECTED TATTOO DESIGN. … I don’t know where y’all are coming from, but. Thanks? <3
The U.S. Senate: Remove the penalty that prevents... →
When we think of marriage equality, we think about the ongoing fight LGBT couples face, but another minority group must deal with the stark reality… So apparently this is a thing? … So what you’re saying is…because I’m gay…AND was born with something that caused me not to be able to walk…I’m going to have a hell of a time if I want to get married?...
Tama likes bananas! :DDDDD She actually is eating it.
HAY. YOU PEOPLE.
For those of you going… HAS FUN AT ACEN. TAKE PICHURS! <3333 > w < I feel left out. All my friends are going, and I’m not. lol.
GO FOLLOW MY BUDDY. NAO! →
satanicshadow asked: Dear Spousicle, I'm so sorry about your gecko :( I wish I could give you tons of hugs and love and candy and just everything and I hope you're okay<3
the-queerdo-brigade asked: Sorry about your gecko. :( Sending metaphorical cookies your way.
theeleganteuropeanwoman asked: Oh, I'm so sorry about your gecko :( *hugs you super tightly*