Yes thank you google, how did you know that the very first option I wanted was a Starbucks that’s two and a half thousand miles away good job google
how the fuck would you even accomplish that drive in thirty-nine hours
would you just not sleep? just drive 70 miles an hour for thirty-nine hours with no food, no sleep, and not stopping to pee?
I love how it says “Light traffic”.
Because of course, the TRAFFIC is the thing you most need to worry about for this trip to Starbucks. I mean, clearly.
#Now I want to write about people on a crosscountry roadtrip to Starbucks#Because fuck you that’s why they’re doing this#Google says this is their route? Then they’re DAMN WELL TAKING this route.#’Um guys there’s a Starbucks right there.’#’Shut up Sadie. We are going to a Starbucks in Oregon.’#’Google has spoken.’#’Can we at least stop at that Starbucks for a bathroom break? And maybe some caffeine.’#’No. It’s the principle of the thing. There’s a McDonald’s right there though let’s stop there.#’But McDonald’s coffee sucks!’#’I know that’s why we’re going to Starbucks!
Fuckin’ glorious. I would read the hell out of that.
Awesome. Now I just need a cast of characters to bounce off each other in a crosscountry car ride to Starbucks.
They will all be the biggest dorks ever.
i think it’s really funny but also pretty unfortunate that the species pronoun debacle on Tumblr has spawned a mass amount of 12-13 year olds who use fluffy pronouns and identify as otherkin like it’s some sort of cool accessory.
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im about to recreate this video when i get up in around 10 minutes
meanwhile i’m asking the real fuckin questions